The 20 Greatest Job Titles In The History Of Human Labor
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11/15/2014
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Why dream of being a doctor when MILF Commander is an option?
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He looks so humble about it. -
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The new Renaissance man. -
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"Let's get down to business, girl." -- This guy's favorite pick-up line. -
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They can get unruly at times. -
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Let's hope the white stuff in the background isn't a product of Trent's handiwork. -
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The court of record for all things shredded cheese. -
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I'm surprised more universities aren't looking for these. -
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Fighting the good fight. -
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With a mustache to match. -
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You could say he's a bit of a...wait for it....Smarties smarty. -
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Better than a bride kidnapper, I guess. -
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I think it goes without saying that this guy is everyone's hero. -
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He looks more like a disappointed fisherman here, but I'll take their word for it. -
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Injured by a drunk driver on the moon? Cause we know a guy who can get you the settlement you deserve. -
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A position in which we all aspire to be. -
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How often do you think he says, "They do whatever they want and couldn't care less about you"? -
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This is no one-layer, simple affair. -
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Fall in line, MILFs. -
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Worked my way up from the Potato Mailroom. -
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They can get complicated, okay?
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